Breaking News : It has been reported by several reliable sources that Haribo Gummi Bears are, indeed, a miracle fuel and recovery food. These sources revealed the little known fact about the "real" gummy bears noting that cheap, imitation gummy candies do not hold the same benefits. If you find yourself getting dropped from the Greenbelt B race (*cough*), you may want to replenish energy supplies and boost recovery with Haribo Gummi Bears.Yes, for those who witnessed PlainJane's dismal showing at Greenbelt this week, she is accepting pity donations of Haribo Gummi Bears. Don't try to fool her with the fake stuff, though.
***Update***
My sources adds: A little known fact is that G-Bears are the only performance enhancing substance known to mankind that is not banned by the International Anti-Doping Agency. They are recommended by United States Medical Association as a cure-all for everything that ails you, and are guaranteed to replace hair loss, aid waning libido, melt pounds away from your midriff and knock four minutes off your best 40KM time trial, ever. No lie.
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