Some of you might have seen a few pictures of
sun and sand last week from me on FB. If this doesn't explain the alternative title
above I can't help you.
By nature I'm a planner. Trips to Majorca in March were planned by October. Tour of California in May is already in the works. Thanksgiving travel to Florida is planned at least two months in advance. This trip to San Juan was planned (mostly by my cousin) about a week in advance - and only then because I had to to get a flight out of DC for the following week. In other words, this wasn't my style but after giving notice at work and saying goodbye to the last three years of constant work stress, I was all in.
Two minor - but could have been major - travel issues:
1) Weather delayed landing for my connection in Miami. After 1/2 hr in a holding pattern due to weather we landed too late to make the PR flight. Thankfully I got one of the last seats on the next flight (sorry, not sorry to those who didn't high-tail it to the re-booking gate like I did). Of course this was a rare instance when I checked a bag (for my dive fins). Thankfully another blessing - the inbound flight was too late to transfer luggage so my bag arrived when I did.
2) Upon arrival (about 3.5hrs later than expected) I took a taxi to our
AirBnb. Apparently the Taxi unions do not allow Uber to pick up
passengers at the airport. It's like Hotel California for Uber - you can
bring a passenger to the airport but you can't take them out. It was 30° in DC when I left. It was 80+ in PR so I could be forgiven for leaving my favorite hoodie in the taxi (after a detour- the driver talked so
much he missed the exit). While I could have sadly written off the hoodie, it had a credit card in the pocket. We all know how much of a PITA that can be. After a
call to the taxi company and a complimentary trip back to the airport I listened to but didn't understand the 3 Puerto Rican women
talking and joking with each other in Spanish trying to figure out who
the driver was, if anyone had his contact and what vehicle he was in.
Long story short it was (please pardon my french) shit-dumb-luck that when we finally gave up we pulled in to park RIGHT NEXT TO THE DRIVER WE WERE LOOKING FOR. I
retrieved my hoodie and the ladies celebrated like they had just won the
Olympic Team Pursuit. It was awesome.
We took our first shore dive - and my first ever real ocean dive- in PR for Valentines Day. It was not a deep dive in Escambron Park so we had plenty of time at the bottom to enjoy the scenery. After the dive we went to Old San Juan, a really awesome place to hang out with lots of variety in entertainment, food and drinks. Everyone seemed friendly and accommodating to two non-Spanish Speaking tourists.
Day 1 was a success after a meal at "The Chapel". We were both travel-worn and ready for a good night's sleep.
Day 2: We were up and at it early with a scheduled Boat Dive. This would be my first dive off of a perfectly sound boat. The dives - Sandslide and Cayo Diablo -were absolutely awesome. My challenge was getting back INTO the boat. First, you take off your fins before getting on the ladder. You're either keeping one in your hand trying to get the other off or you're trying to throw the fin on the boat to take off the other one while staying near - but not in shin-bashing distance* -to the ladder. Note: fins float away with the waves.
*I have bruises to show for this lesson.
It was a great day with a great dive master. We saw turtles, fish, more fish and some other fish. (I really need to up my marine biology game). These fish were in brilliant colors and the turtles were huge-mongus! I'm happy to say I was pretty comfortable down there (70ft). I'm starting to understand the beauty of diving (as opposed to being completely terrified). #progress
After diving we went back into Old San Juan to find the joint (La Cueva del Mar) where the Piña Colada was invented. This was WELL worth the effort. The waitress gave up the secret to the not-so-sweet, goes down a little too easy -recipe. And I believe it ruined me for future Piña Coladas. I will not confirm or deny that we went back the next day for another round.
We laid low on Saturday. Napping, beaching, groceries and (see last sentence above).
Sunday was a very windy day - a kitesurfer's paradise. I suppose it was "chilly" for the locals. I knew what I was coming back to so we made the best of it with some beach time in between car logistics (Potential lost keys to the rental car. These keys were found right after a spare set was delivered - at a price).
I really didn't want to leave. It was warm and sunny. Everyone we encountered was kind, helpful and seemed happy. I appreciated the warm welcome at every turn. Despite language and cultural differences we were respectfully treated as fellow Americans.
I realize there are large parts of the island (non-tourist areas) that are still rebuilding, at best, and still suffering at worst. I can only hope that our visit somehow contributed to the economy on the whole. I also realize that's probably not how it works given the state of Puerto Rico's government.
To close this tome, I'm back on my mission to learn Spanish. I've tried in vain a few times but I'm really looking to give it a go this time. Advice and/or Tutors are welcome and encouraged!
By nature I'm a planner. Trips to Majorca in March were planned by October. Tour of California in May is already in the works. Thanksgiving travel to Florida is planned at least two months in advance. This trip to San Juan was planned (mostly by my cousin) about a week in advance - and only then because I had to to get a flight out of DC for the following week. In other words, this wasn't my style but after giving notice at work and saying goodbye to the last three years of constant work stress, I was all in.
Two minor - but could have been major - travel issues:
1) Weather delayed landing for my connection in Miami. After 1/2 hr in a holding pattern due to weather we landed too late to make the PR flight. Thankfully I got one of the last seats on the next flight (sorry, not sorry to those who didn't high-tail it to the re-booking gate like I did). Of course this was a rare instance when I checked a bag (for my dive fins). Thankfully another blessing - the inbound flight was too late to transfer luggage so my bag arrived when I did.
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| This isn't a real turtle (see below) |
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| Photo Credit to Random Guy who dived with us |
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| Ever notice fish always seem to be smiling? |
Day 1 was a success after a meal at "The Chapel". We were both travel-worn and ready for a good night's sleep.
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| Not my best look but tell me how you'd look right after diving |
*I have bruises to show for this lesson.
| Real Turtle! Photo Cred: Cousin Teena |
It was a great day with a great dive master. We saw turtles, fish, more fish and some other fish. (I really need to up my marine biology game). These fish were in brilliant colors and the turtles were huge-mongus! I'm happy to say I was pretty comfortable down there (70ft). I'm starting to understand the beauty of diving (as opposed to being completely terrified). #progress
| There are no good pictures of me diving. In fact, this might not even be me. |
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We laid low on Saturday. Napping, beaching, groceries and (see last sentence above).
Sunday was a very windy day - a kitesurfer's paradise. I suppose it was "chilly" for the locals. I knew what I was coming back to so we made the best of it with some beach time in between car logistics (Potential lost keys to the rental car. These keys were found right after a spare set was delivered - at a price).I really didn't want to leave. It was warm and sunny. Everyone we encountered was kind, helpful and seemed happy. I appreciated the warm welcome at every turn. Despite language and cultural differences we were respectfully treated as fellow Americans.
I realize there are large parts of the island (non-tourist areas) that are still rebuilding, at best, and still suffering at worst. I can only hope that our visit somehow contributed to the economy on the whole. I also realize that's probably not how it works given the state of Puerto Rico's government.
To close this tome, I'm back on my mission to learn Spanish. I've tried in vain a few times but I'm really looking to give it a go this time. Advice and/or Tutors are welcome and encouraged!
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| View prior to diving |










